Quips from a 3-year-old...

Nate: (counting grapes) "One, two, fwee, five, six!"
Me: "Didn't you forget a number?"
Nate: "Huh?"
Me: "Try counting them again."
Nate: "One, two, fwee, five, six!"
Me: One, two, three, FOUR, five, six!"
Nate: "Aww, man! That's cwazy!"

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Nate: (whispering to Levi) "This soup really yucky in my mouth! This soup really, really yucky! Crackers make it not yucky; crackers make this soup yummy!"
Sadly, we were out of crackers...